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tokillahumblebee replied to your post: Aunt Alice is 96.

Happy life day, Aunt Alice. Are you tellin me she’s an Aries, RyanKing?

She sure is. ( Her birthday was actually on the 14th.) lol

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tokillahumblebee replied to your post: tokillahumblebee replied to your post: …

Awwhell this is what it sounds like when doves cry…you done stopped lovin me!

Gul….that ain’t no damn dove. That’s Licia Keys screamin’ ‘bout something on fiya.

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tokillahumblebee replied to your post: tokillahumblebee replied to your post: …

why you keep bringin up ole shit doe

She relevant. Haven’t you heard? Some rich people are still struggling. Now just imagine that boat…lmao

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tokillahumblebee replied to your post: The beach is calling my name.

need. need. my birthday is on Tuesday, it’s about time you get me on dis boat nao!

Sandy…remember? LoL

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tokillahumblebee replied to your post: Coming From Where Im From: House Arrest

Mrs. Isophene….

Don’t even get me started on her ass. I’ll have to type a whole post dedicated to just her..

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tokillahumblebee replied to your post: 911 Mergency

buhhhht when ahhh git up tha nurrrve, to tell you tha wurrrdz just nehhhva seem to come out raaight, *squints face up like suckin lemons* ooooooooh eeeeeefoooonly yuuuuu nuuuuulortdontstart

You better had squaynched your face! This is why I love you.

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 tokillahumblebee said: nope, im down

Oh okay, because my misery was getting really lonely for a second. Sheesh.

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tokillahumblebee replied to your post: I knew there was something I needed to go in about..

My printer STAY unplugged. Fuh dat shit right there.

I’m ‘bouta unplug this hoe, pack it up real cute and give it to charity. Let it be somebody else problem. ANGT to be going broke trying to print a damn resume. And you know what else? You end up not getting the job anydamnway, so now you done printed out this ol’ halfasslyin’ resume for nothing. Using $0.25 worth of ank (yes, ANK) in vain. I’m about to start asking for my resume back after the “We regret to inform you…” notice comes. Send my own damn notice. “I regret to inform you I’m gone need my damn resume back or $0.25 per page.” Sh*t!

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tokillahumblebee replied to your post: tokillahumblebee replied to your post: *Big Ass…

im sick too right now :( my thoke feel like a railroad track under construction. i’m plannin on gettin a ps3 in January. then we can play Double Dragon Neon together. if that online co-op happens. <3

Is that OC-op PS Vita/PS3 cross-compatible?

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tokillahumblebee replied to your post: *Big Ass Sigh*

*hugs you* you can rest yo leg in da boat.

While I play Borderlands 2 and sulk over a stomach virus. Ain’t that life!

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tokillahumblebee replied to your post: *Big Ass Sigh*

That was my first response.

I had to cut you off, though..

Needed to finish my non-factor point.

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tokillahumblebee replied to your post: What I’ve learned from the debate so far…

NO NO NO I HAVE TO RESPOND TO THAT

Let’s not.

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tokillahumblebee replied to your post: I don’t want a president that can’t follow instructions.

PLEASE COME OVER AND THROW ALFREDO AT THIS COMMODE WITH ME. SHUT UP SHIT ROMNEY!!

I had 2.5 noodles left before you interrupted. 

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tokillahumblebee replied to your post: now by the end of the monf, i might can get da carbirator fixed. but you gotta get me that chuuch fan and a bit of that jeezus juice from lake minnetonka..

i checked…but dat fortified shuga done rusted out the baseboard.

DAYUUUMMMM!

Welp, can’t go nowhere without the mission noway. 

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bellahugo asked: now by the end of the monf, i might can get da carbirator fixed. but you gotta get me that chuuch fan and a bit of that jeezus juice from lake minnetonka..

I forgot the carbirator was even broketh. 

I know I spilled some Crunch Berries on the side of it, but it might still be some good. Gone see…